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Today, I tried to impress the guy I like. He breeds reptiles, and I happen to have a snake and a lizard. I went over to his house to show them off. He opened the door just as my lizard fell between my boobs. He had to help me get it out. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21111) - you deserved it (11373)

On 08/30/2011 at 1:35pm - animals - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

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What? He wasn't turned on? You sure?

#1 - On 08/30/2011 at 6:05pm by JenDanielle917

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I'm sure that you both enjoyed ;) hey maybe it'll lead to something more

#3 - On 08/30/2011 at 6:06pm by indistructo

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