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Today, I was at a family get together with distant relatives. My grandma made a point to say how all of the grandkids brought their boyfriends or girlfriends. She looks at me, then turns to everyone and says "But not our Becky! She is more interested in her cats right now than finding a man." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (48054) - you deserved it (6099)

On 05/07/2009 at 11:38pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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Finding a man should never be a "priority," Grandma! Let's not encourage overpopulation and the scarcity of resources.

#1 - On 05/08/2009 at 6:13am by elara15

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Well when all your sisters are sobbing over the fact that their relationships have ended and are enduring the heartbreak, you'll still have your cats, :)

#3 - On 05/08/2009 at 6:34am by danyeell

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