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Today, my dog got his head stuck in a container, panicked, and shat himself all over the living room. FML


I agree, your life sucks (26894) - you deserved it (3534)

On 06/28/2011 at 8:35am - animals - by hadtocleanthemess (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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aww poor dog...

#1 - On 06/28/2011 at 12:56pm by kduubb

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That's a shitty situation.

#2 - On 06/28/2011 at 12:57pm by Shadow1368

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