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Today, my parents fought over who gets the dog when they divorce. Nothing has been said about where my brother and I will live when they split. FML


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On 03/19/2011 at 5:25am - animals - by unwanted (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

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The dog can't chose, so they have to decide. When they actually divorce they'll probably just let you chose.

#9 - On 03/19/2011 at 11:20am by marinus

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the thing is, when the dog licks their face, it's cute but when you try to do it just gets awkward

#8 - On 03/19/2011 at 11:19am by BruisedGiraffe

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