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Today, I was driving with my dog. Looking out the half-open window he stepped on the switch, the window went up, causing his head to get stuck. I looked down and he had scared the shit out of himself, all over my shirt. FML


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On 12/14/2010 at 11:24pm - animals - by fufu_mutt (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

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I'm sorry for your dog. But what kind of moron are you for driving with a fucking dog on your lap?!?!?! Was there no room on the passenger seat, or better yet, in the back seat?? Can you honestly say that your dog is never a distraction to your driving? I'm guessing NOT if it's shitting on you.

#28 - On 12/15/2010 at 3:37am by AZFreckles

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YDI for letting your dog in the front seat. And for allowing your dog to stand on the door. Ever seen what happens to a dog after a car accident? Or merely hitting the brakes quickly? Your dog could fly out the open window, through the windshield or be crushed by the airbag. Oh and if you were dumb enough to have the dog on your lap and you got in an accident (which is quite likely since there would be a dog on your lap) the drivers airbag could literally crush the dog into your chest. Get a damn seatbelt for your dog and keep him/her in the backseat where they would be safe.

#39 - On 12/15/2010 at 3:53am by psychochick29

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