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Today, I heard my mom ask "Are you okay?" I opened my mouth to tell her about how I've been feeling suicidal lately. At that second, I realized she was talking to my cat. FML


I agree, your life sucks (64696) - you deserved it (6576)

On 04/27/2009 at 5:50pm - animals - by Tragic (woman) - United States (Missouri)

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I really feel bad for you dude. That sucks when you get depressed.

#1 - On 04/27/2009 at 10:18pm by 24788

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Seriously, if you've been feeling suicidal, get some help or talk to someone. Don't kill yourself.

#6 - On 04/27/2009 at 10:32pm by TheZephyrSon

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