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Today, I was trying to relieve a dog that looked like it was choking because it was tied to a pole while its owner was in a restaurant. The owner called a security guard because she was convinced I was trying to steal her dog. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16016) - you deserved it (3024)

On 09/22/2010 at 9:25pm - animals - by Hilary - Australia (New South Wales)

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No good deed goes unpunished, darling. That's why I'm a criminal now.

#4 - On 09/23/2010 at 3:14am by Mirorbo

See in context

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"...it's owner" should be "its owner". :)

#7 - On 09/23/2010 at 3:20am by shy89

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