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Today, my dad walked in on me singing "Bohemian Rhapsody", while spinning in circles with the cat in my arms. I thought I was home alone. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9293) - you deserved it (18158)

On 08/29/2010 at 12:54am - animals - by Hobbsie - Canada (Ontario)

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The cat was thinking "MAMA MIA MAMA MIA LET ME GO!"

#8 - On 08/29/2010 at 6:03am by nebula748

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At least it was a good song.

#6 - On 08/29/2010 at 6:01am by FFML_314

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