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Today, I was over at my boyfriend's house and I heard a strange sound. I laughed and said, "It sounds like a dog throwing up!" He listened for a second and said "That's my mom crying downstairs." FML

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On 02/23/2009 at 4:58pm - animals - by frenchpop1960 (woman) - United States (Ohio)

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Did he go to her? And what's so funny about a dog throwing up?

#9 - On 02/23/2009 at 9:19pm by Cloudy

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why would he have people over if his mom is upset? wow.

#4 - On 02/23/2009 at 8:07pm by mimi

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