By Anonymous - 15/11/2010 12:05 - United Kingdom
The Top
Hair-raising
By what the fuck????? - 18/02/2022 00:01 - United States - Denver
You fool
By Anonymous - 25/10/2024 12:00 - Germany - Hamburg
Planned obsolescence
By anonymous - 10/06/2026 06:39 - United States - San Jacinto
anonymous17 tells us more.
By TooLesbian - 25/09/2014 02:33 - Australia - Kellyville
TooLesbian tells us more.
I am the OP for this post. She is not my friend, just the sister of a friend (I live with both). Where I live in Australia, "queer" is still used as a derogatory word against gay people, and gay men and women are often called that by homophobes in public. She is completely straight, but thinks she is revolutionary by joining the gay rights movement as an "ally". Because she knows gay people, she assumes that she is entitled to use words we call ourselves. She knows I'm not comfortable with the word "queer" because I've had it used against me by bullies at high school, but she continues to use it because "it's an umbrella term" (although it isn't, some a word SOME LGBT people call themselves). She isn't a homophobe, and I'm not insinuating that she is - just really annoying.
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Paranoid android
By Anonymous - 13/03/2022 16:00 - United States - Chicago
Mush
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Are you kidding me?
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Trash talking little dude
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Shallow
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Squatters' rights
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Parasocial
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Ireland
Opening gambit
By Anonymous - 30/03/2022 14:00
One upper
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Freaked
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Geography
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Who goes there?
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Mommy's best boy
By Anonymous - 27/03/2022 10:00 - United States - Wilmington
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hello this is my fml i just made a account, sadly it isnt fixable but otherwise i would try to pay for the repairs, i did pay for it to get checked though i have a few other sentimental items but im genuinely sad about my computer, and i dont think they realized how special this is to me until i cried when i heard that its not repairable