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The Top
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Don't mind me
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Not in front of Him
By Username - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States
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MAKE IT STOP
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Help! I need somebody!
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Never enough
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States
So frustrating
By Anonymous - 10/07/2022 14:00
Anger management classes going well?
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Did I ever?
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Iceman226 tells us more.
Kinky
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Doghouse
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By cwl727 - 09/04/2014 16:49 - United States - San Francisco
cwl727 tells us more.
So I am doing a follow up on this because for some reason a different name was put as the author, I have contacted FML about it. This happened about 2 years ago when I worked at a theme park in Orlando. The guy was buying tickets and I told him that the computer told me I had to call the credit card company. I asked if he wanted me to use a different card and he said no and was fine with me calling to get authorization. I was on hold with the company and it was taking too long for him. He started complaining and I told him I was on hold but instead of calming down he threw his coffee on me. It was not scorching hot but it was hot enough that it did burn a bit. Security came over and escorted him off the premises and he is now banned from the entire company's property. I didn't sue in fact it was just another story to tell my friends and family.
Sneaky
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By xXEndlesslullabyXx - 05/06/2011 18:15 - United States
Good to know
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Judge Judy
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By ugh - 01/10/2009 15:49 - United States
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The dates were actual dates, she knew it. We had cuddle and make-out sessions as well. After that night I talked with her on where things were going. Turns out she still has feelings for her Ex overseas (there in a complicated relationship so technically it's not even her Ex) and she was just using me because she got "lonely." I'll admit that I deserved some of what I got as I was ignorant and blinded but it still sucks. Oh, haha, she says I'm one of her best friends and she still wants to be friends. Seriously FML