Miss Brisbang, Australia 34 years-old Single
Today, a guy tried to seduce me by talking about incest. FML
Today, I accidentally moaned my own name during sex. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me love is like a drug. I started tearing up because this is the most romantic he has been in a while. He then went on to break up with me, telling me that my "prescription is up". FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend trying to put his penis in a hole in our bedroom wall. FML
Today, my friend told me how depressing it is that she hasn't had sex in two weeks. I haven't had sex in 3 years. FML
Today, I accidentally called my teacher "Babe." FML
Today, I called the toaster a "cheeky thing" for being done before the kettle. FML
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