dusthawg

Today, the weather man announced that today's forecast will include heavy rain and hail in my city. Normally, this wouldn't be a big deal. However, my house has no roof at the moment. FML

Today, the only positive thing my ex boyfriend left me was my pregnancy test. FML

Today, I went to visit my boyfriend at work. That's where I met his pregnant girlfriend. FML

Today, I went to my favorite drive-in burger joint for dinner. As I was nearing the end of my burger, I grabbed a cup from the cup holder that I thought was filled with soda. Instead, I got a mouthful of dip spit that a friend left in my car. FML