Emoney1
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
Canada
You tried…
Today, I stopped to help a stranded motorist. I yelled out my window, "Hey do you need a hand?" The guy was just standing beside his car taking a piss. FML
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no_clue_4_u 4
So did you help him?
khaya 9
And people wonder why they get kidnapped. "You need a hand?" "No, I want the whole arm, Martinez get the Machete!"
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gr3ymask 0
To the motorist, he is probably thinking, "What the heck does he want? Creeper.."
dav3800 7
Worst case scenario.
RedPillSucks 33
and he replied "Yes", cause my package is so large, I need 3 hands to hold it.
hellokimmiee 5
hahaha need a "hand" good one, but i bet you changed the story around to make it fml-able :p
Emoney1 3
it was actually a semi driver, and I was working at the time... as a highway patrol sheriff! but that would have been fml overload lol. and it happened a few months ago. truth
Jstars131 0
yeah he needs a hand to help him finish with his long piss, but dont worry, i do it all the time!
WoGxFALLEN 0
well hurry up its not going to wiggle itself
Crazy4Christ 0
probably was like "Hellz ya"
rjnorton84 0
yeah he needs a hand.... JOB!!!
cmv1386 0
that's really funny! lol you probaly was embarssed
Emoney1 3
I felt like an idiot. lol
Emo_Snickersz 0
Uu still watchedd him, didn't uu.?? Ahaha.!!