Emoney1
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
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Today, I stopped to help a stranded motorist. I yelled out my window, "Hey do you need a hand?" The guy was just standing beside his car taking a piss. FML
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no_clue_4_u 4
So did you help him?
khaya 9
And people wonder why they get kidnapped. "You need a hand?" "No, I want the whole arm, Martinez get the Machete!"
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Comments (91)
no_clue_4_u 4
So did you help him?
qwert1994 0
Did you lend him your hand?
cgchamp89 7
Did you assist him?
PurpleRae420 0
Eww
khaya 9
You know, you get a badge for that.
iSitt 0
did you clap and cheer?
RainbowHeadache 2
All hands on deck! But you really should have helped the poor man out, OP.
Emoney1 3
hell no! lol
KiddNYC1O 22
Did he yell "Fire in the hole!" like Tosh.O and pee in your car?
bryanorange 3
all hands on the cockpit
L3Paparazzo 7
lucky guy
futtbuck101 1
At least he wasn't masturbating
FuniiBunii 0
It would've been funny if he turned around and peed in your face :D
PlastikSeraph 2
35, you seemed to have put an e where there should be an i..
399 41
Aw OP you know you wanted to help him :P.
enonymous 9
I need all the hands I can get in the bathroom tio
enonymous 9
too*
khaya 9
Really, I find the only way I can use the bathroom, is when I have severed feet surrounding the urinal. That's also how I get a whole public bathroom and prison cell too myself.
JakeLee 6
no 23. just no.
th3buhs 0
second lul
spartans916 1
he may need help shaking.
sexysterlingarch 1
lol wow..
btnhdude 0
I bet he shook his heads, .....as in "no"........
FMLoverAgain 7
hahahha exactly
FarSide 23
Did he wash his hands?
Ldesu 0
This situation seems a bit shaky. Did he leak the details to you in a steady stream or did he have trouble flushing the details for you?
DoubleEdgedBlade 4
67, urine a lot of trouble for pissing me off with that pun!
ruben_A_ruiz 0
Hahaha Double, no Triple, no QUADRIPLE PUN!!!
ceddyz17 10
so did you help hold up that monster?
Takador 3
You should have crossed streams :D
saturnsonic 3
so did he need a "Hand" ?
JennaMarie420 2
yea, shake it for me
SirBedevere 0
You should have given him the extra hand anyway.
TheDrifter 24
Cue the bad Porno music.
rjflores 0
I can use a hand.