Sonofaquiche
Schweinfurt, Germany
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Today, I realised that it is, in fact, not a great idea to put aftershave on your freshly shaven balls. Whenever I move it feels like Satan himself puts my genitals into a fiery pit of needles. FML
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maikeru1979 23
so sorry for your pain OP but I got a great laugh out of this.
Mungolikecandy 19
Did you not know what aftershave is or what it does?
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protoskore 27
Try rinsing the aftershave from your balls wih fresh lemon juice
Akitakat 31
Use some caldasene powders or corn starch from the kitchen to ease yr pain. Helps chaffed skin.
user53658 15
It doesn't have to be this way, your razor is probably dull or maybe you pressed too hard. Really, ball skin is is not more sensitive than face skin, rather less sensitive, IMO. Of course, you do have to use shaving cream or gel. Or just soap.
onceuponatime456 16
What kind of idiot shaves their balls?
user53658 15
Men who value personal hygiene and a happy wife.
Mauskau 36
I fully appreciate shaven balls.
kevinsagirl2323 8
get in the shower and rinse it off.
Nova Solarius 10
Are you sure you didn't grab the sulfuric acid instead of the aftershave?
ninjadad 3
You’ve obviously never heard much Eddie Murphy stand-up.
Phil Layshio 3
You should totally wait longer than a day before reading something on a well known Internet comedy site before ripping it off and trying to pass it off as your own....
Helmut Arias Rodriguez 21
I’ve been in that situation