Anon
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
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Y'all need him!
Today, I had to tell my mom to stop sending pictures of Jesus to my boyfriend. FML
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MwahFMLS 6
The power of Christ compels you!
123josie123 11
"He's watching every sinful act you commit with my daughter! "
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bubo_fml 11
Just what kind of message is her Mum trying to push on them? Everyone knows the song, "Jesus Loves the Little Children," which would make him a more notorious pedo than Michael Jackson...It's a sick world, I tell ya!
thatsmylyfe 13
ick.....religious people
badactor009 0
Can't stand those god lovers. Two issues for me. Most of them are a- As a group, religious people are the most Judgmental, narrow minded hypocrites you can find. and b- Willing to believe in something that is false, untrue and never happened. Religion was created to explain things people could not understand and has been used to control the masses. That worked well in earlier times but people have become smarter and religions rime is done.it is false and no longer serves a purpose. It is as stupid as beliving in the Easter bunny or Santa Clause or joining the Nazi party.
slappinGoodtimes 0
Or being part of a union..
natas_fml 13
It's always gonna be sour grapes with you, boy; until you get right with jebus!
mea_iloveskiing 26
At least she wasn't sexting :)
Supahotfire222 0
What is she a nun!!!!!!!!! :)
slappinGoodtimes 0
If her mom was a nun, she wouldn't have been born.
froglegs96 0
Sounds like my mom...anyway, GO JESUS! :D
shadowwulf95 3
hey maybe ur bf and ur mommy are having a sexual affair and everytime they **** she says oh Jesus so she's just reminding him lmao
bubo_fml 11
W.W.J.D.? Sue your Mom's ass for violating his copyright protection through the unauthorized distribution of his image w/o his expressed written consent!
abbs23413 2
Should've been the Virgin Mary...haha
mbrooks5110 0
Why does she have his number?