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Today, while I was walking on the sidewalk, someone hit me with their car. They yelled at me for being in their way. FML

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NeverShoutDana 13

Some people should not be driving.. Hope you're okay, OP.

Flip them off

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tell us you got their plate and called the cops.

......are you serious just say it hurts somewhere and sue him.... That will shut that retard up

Hope you got their info.

Well to be fair, that is how you got hit, I mean you're not gonna get hit if youre on the sidewalk and not walking through traffic

Are serious or utterly f*cking retarded?

I hear a lawsuit

lol thts hilarious

That sounds like you can sew them

Sew them? That sounds like painful revenge. It would be very upsetting to be sewn... kind of like the human suit in Silence of the Lambs. Also the law wouldn't be very happy. Maybe OP should just sue them.

gmc_blossom 21

Thank-you, 143. I was going to point that out. Your comment made my day, so thanks again. :)

Sewing ppl is hard.. they always try to get away and stuff. And sueing just cost money. I say just give him a middle finger in his face and a nice freindly ball busting kick strait into the dick:^D

Did you pull them out of the car and beat some sense into them? You should have...

bizarre_ftw 22

I hope you got their license plane number! Sue the a$$hole!!!!

Must be China.