bloodymatzaball
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United States
Whoops
Today, while I was at work, I heard one of my employees laughing on the phone. I told him to shut up and get back to work. Turns out he was actually crying because his father had just died. FML
Top comments
_streets_ 19
ydi for being a dick
mmmPoptarts 6
Wow you should be able to tell the difference between laughing and crying so YDI.
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (78)
DevilWearsPrado 0
You were unintentionally, a dick but still a dick YDI.
chevyygirl 0
unprofessional, youre an ass, and ydi.
fylkman 0
well all u pricks dat lik his comments cam go **** urselves and especially in fmls lik dis 1. hes just lik polomarco on gmh
FFML_314 12
well all u pricks dat lik his comments cam go **** urselves and especially in fmls lik dis 1. hes just lik polomarco on gmh Since that's not in english and most of us here speak and read english, I will translate. Well all you prize winning people that love his comments, why don't you feel sorry for me? It's obvious that I **** myself on a daily basis, because no woman will touch me. I only come on FMLs like this one, because reading his comments make me hard. He's the most beautiful man (or anteater) I've ever seen.
Freeze_fml 17
Die in a fire.
OwNowBrownCow 0
polomarco just swears at people
ohthebloodygore 16
39 -hilarious.
FFML_314 12
I would rather freeze to death. :]
ohthebloodygore 16
41- who's polomarco and correct me if I'm wrong but isn't it Marco Polo?
OwNowBrownCow 0
46, polomarco is a troll on this app called Gives me hope (gmh) which is the exact opposite of fml.
Freeze_fml 17
That sounds like a horrible and terrifying app.
FFML_314 12
Lol, sounds like a fun app.
Trollz4daLULZ 2
OM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM
luckycolors857 0
do you yell shut up at everyone who laughs around you? YDI for not accepting the happiest sound of life.
Rick_S 3
Today, I got a phone call at work. My idiot boss thought I was laughing, and told me to "shut up and get back to work!" I wasn't laughing, I was crying. My father just died. I still have to go back to work to face my idiot boss. FML. You Deserve It, original poster, for being a very mean person, and probably a lousy boss.
Sports_girl4life 0
OP, you should of went over to them and see why they was "laughing", instead of sayin shut up(:
Trollz4daLULZ 2
*should have *they were And really, you should have said "over to him" and "why he was" since the OP made it clear his employee was a dude. Consistent pronoun usage, you know.
Trollz4daLULZ 2
regional thing.
Trollz4daLULZ 2
tr00 dat.
Sports_girl4life 0
Haha thanks (:
ian_moriarty 0
Who gives a shit how it's spelled thats not the thing here
mischiefkel 17
I agree, people should really learn the English language and how it works. If you comment on something or write something, and your grammar is ****** up, you just sound stupid and ignorant.
x805xUnknown 6
******* Dick. Jesus Christ.
paoolaa 0
aww poor guy. :/ ydi for being such an ass.
blahzz 4
I wanna punch you in your butthole then flip you around and kick you in the balls.
OwNowBrownCow 0
WTF? Punch you in the butthole? What have humans become?
Trollz4daLULZ 2
evidently, ultra-kinky.
redbluegreen 41
Punching buttholes are we? Sounds sexual. You unfortunately misspelt "lick" in the second part though.
KianaCaca 10
Hey i modded this one too :D
Trollz4daLULZ 2
And again, we're all very happy for you. It is people like you who make our interweb experiences complete. And by "complete", I mean "annoying". And yes, I realize the hypocrisy in my calling someone else annoying. That's actually 90% of why I'm doing it.
FFML_314 12
Hey, she deserves a cookie. You don't understand what her contribution to this website has done for my life! I can walk!
oarisimo 4
no one cares