Today, I was preparing to perform with my marching band at a competition. Right before we went on, a tuba player friend of mine offered to help me stretch. He wound up snapping my bra. I'm a drum major, and had to conduct the entire show while my boobs were falling out. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, in marching band, the guy in front of me backed up too far. As we turned, the back of his trombone hit mine, smashing it into my lip. I had to finish the song, all while sending blood down my horn. FML
Today, I was in band rehearsing for a big concert coming up. Since the band was practicing with the orchestra and there weren’t enough seats, we had to stand. My back was facing everyone when my friend tapped me on the shoulder and pointed to my ass. I got my period and everyone saw the stain. FML
Today, during my choral concert, I was helping turn the pages for the pianist who was accompanying the singers. In the middle of the song, one of the pages slipped and fell into his crotch area. In a panic, I frantically reached to grab the music. Well, I grabbed something. It wasn't the music. FML
Today, I had one of my biggest dance shows ever. After months of practice I had finally gotten the lead position. When I entered the stage and raised my arms my straps fell down and I flashed an audience of 5000. FML
Today, while I was on stage dancing for a competition dress rehearsal, my top fell off, exposing my breasts. I was really embarrassed, but fortunately no one said anything about it. That is until a kid in the audience came up to me and said, "That was a disappointment." FML
Today, I came to work with a huge hangover after a night out. I work as a marching band director, and guess who I had to conduct a sectional with? That's right, percussion. My head still hasn't stopped throbbing. FML
Today, I had a music duet in front of a crowd and 3 judges. I play tuba and my partner plays the saxophone. He burst out laughing in the middle of it because one note that I played sounded like a fart. FML
Today, I forgot to tune my guitar pre-performance. Surprising, because it was in tune when I frantically did it by ear backstage. Too bad two of the six strings snapped, smacking the drummer in the face. FML
Today, I had a school band concert in which I was doing a clarinet solo. I had a Laffy Taffy before the concert. Little did I know part of the wrapper got stuck in my hair. I went through the whole concert like that and I was so embarrassed when I found out afterwards. FML
Today, during a moment of silence in front of the entire high school during my band concert, I managed to hit the stand with my flute, and loudly scrambled to catch it before it fell over. I've never had so many people look at me. FML
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allmidnighteyes 11
If your uniform is like most marching band uniforms, they should be well-covered anyways =p
marimbist 0
never trust the tubas..
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XxCrazycubanxX 0
My drummajor whom is a female has a color gaurd outfit and It is a thin layer of clothing so I feel your pain
geagd1993 1
That sucks my drum major instead of wearing a normal band uniform our drum majors if girls have to wear dresses
mehr_hehr_hehr 7
I have a feeling that the tuba player meant to do that. Oh low brass, why do they have to be so torturous? I am sorry OP.
lilmillion22 5
Why were you stretching? You're marching and moving your hands a little bit....
fading09 4
As a fellow drum major... that seriously sucks big time :/
gionatorinc 5
Well, lets think about this. if she needs to stretch before walking maybe a whole mile at most, then she might not be her dream weight or under. therefore, her chest may be a bit tight on her uniform. i think this is why it is a fml
Mademoiselle_fml 34
Parades can be 4 miles, and they're intense. You don't just walk, you MARCH, hence MARCHING band. And marching isn't just left, right, left, right. I'm not even going to bother explaining but please don't be so ignorant, it really is a lot of work. :/
tylman 1
I bet the pit boys were happy. Btw the pit is directly underneath the drum major
curleyQ97 9
why were you stretching for marching band..?
Z33F 2
Why were u stretching before band? Do people often pull muscles playing music?
Mademoiselle_fml 34
Marching band. MARCHING. If you didn't catch that.
BloodandIce 11
So did he do it on purpose?