"Stella5127"
Melbourne, Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Well that's embarrassing...
Today, my boyfriend and I celebrated our first apartment together by having a bloodcurdling, hot, screaming lovemaking session. Once we were done, we lay happily in each other's arms when we heard the neighbour say, no louder than a whisper, "They're done just in time for for the news." FML
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JasonThorn 23
Well, no one can say your timing isn't good...
snailsinyourtea 15
More like fml for your neighbours.
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KingAdrock 16
This isn't an "F my life. This is an "F, my life is awesome!"
K1707 4
I'll never understand screaming while having sex. It's not hot and you're being a piece of shit to everyone listening to your fake pornstar noises.
Ravencat 7
Haha well sometimes sex IS that good... but I agree it's gross and disrespectful to do it in an apartment.
Ravencat 7
Pretty dumb to have loud sex in an apartment if you don't get off on other people hearing you.