Sam
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Salt Lake City, United States
Weird, huh?
Today, I found out that the woman from My Strange Addiction who can't stop picking her scabs is married. I've been single for two years and I don't even pick my nose. FML
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Pleonasm 36
Don't want to be the dick here, but maybe she's a lovable person and picking scabs isn't much of a deal-breaker, whereas you may not have any disgusting habits yet you are an asshat. If you have a good personality you have nothing to worry about, good things will come in tim, maybe just put yourself out there a little more. Either way it wasn't very nice to compare her in that way, she's a person just like the rest of us...
MissEmma_fml 22
Well then start picking your scabs. It's the way forward.
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perdix 31
Why don't you take up your own Strange Addiction so you can become famous and beloved? Don't chose "collecting Chap-Stick" because that's mine and I'm waiting for the show to notice me.
Pleonasm 36
You'll have stiff competition from me... literally. My addiction is going to give yours a hard time, a run for your money-shot, you'll get through by the skin on your teeth! -- You can guess what it is. Don't choke!
perdix 31
Ummmm, you like picking sores off your syphilitic penis? If my guess is the winner, please just donate my prize to charity.
Pleonasm 36
Not quite, perdix... but you did make my skin crawl. I guess I'm not eating my lunch today, quid pro quo?
perdix 31
Second guess: You collect hangy-down cooters? I just had to launch that concept pre-emptively. It's the Bush Doctrine, if you will.
Pleonasm 36
That hangy-down cooter didn't have a bush doctrine...
wickedninja918 1
No its obviously making puns...
AnyaS 19
Really though, two years is nothing. I've been single for four or five now.
mattscott 5
Try life.
videokid2000 10
I know someone who's been single for twelve years... He's twelve.
cranker08 10
Start picking!
BlackBlazeCobra 16
I don't think it has anything to do with picking anything? It's those small quirks that people ignore and love as a whole. Don't worry OP, your time will come.
Enslaved 38
Ever think her spouse might also have issues? That lady that had to sniff her ratty old baby doll's head every two minutes was also married/in a serious relationship.
Cairo_Sanchez 8
Find someone who's turned on by that, she obviously did....
sweetmama88 6
Maybe you should pick your ass then your freakin even! Best luck .
perdix 31
Why don't you try picking up girls? Maybe you can get one to stay with you -- handcuffs can be useful for that ;)
monkeyy100 15
Woow this is so weird i juss finished watching the ep of the woman who cant stop picking her scab rite now on youtube and i came on fml and the first comment i see is yours. Ironic lol
landcfan 6
As someone who just stopped destroying her skin with tweezers at 3:30 AM after multiple hours, as I do often due to my OCD, thanks for making me feel like shit.