Today, I was pretending to use the force to operate the elevator at my hotel, getting really into it. Someone was waiting to get on at my floor and saw me. Not to mention the staff now brings it up every time I'm around. Apparently they have cameras in their elevators. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was in a big crowded elevator and had to struggle tried to press the button for my floor because no one close to the buttons bothered to ask me which floor I was going to. Instead, I hit the emergency stop button. The elevator stopped between floors for 20 minutes. Everyone stared at me like I was a movie villain. FML
Today, I was taking my boyfriend to meet my grandparents. They live on the 27th floor. Alone in the elevator we started making out. Turns out that there's a camera in the elevator, connected to every apartment. My grandma asked me how it was. FML
Today, I was alone in the work elevator, so I practiced my “serious professional face” in the mirror. I made finger guns at myself right as the doors opened to reveal three executives from my company. They got in. Nobody said a word. FML
Today, at work, I was caught picking my nose, on camera, in an elevator. The security guard stopped me on my way out of the building to tell me how funny it was. FML
Today, I tried to strike up a conversation with someone in an elevator by commenting on the "beautiful view." We were in a windowless elevator, heading for the basement parking lot. I then had to try and appear less psychotic to avoid freaking them out even more. FML
Today, I got into an elevator with a stranger. The silence was so awkward that I muttered, “Sometimes I pretend I’m on a reality show.” The stranger just stared at me until the doors opened. We work on the same floor. FML
Today, I saw a woman struggling to hold the elevator. Trying to be helpful, I jumped forward and pressed the “close doors” button, thinking it was “open doors.” The doors shut right in her face. I had to awkwardly ride up ten floors in silence with three witnesses. FML
Today, at work I got in an elevator to go upstairs. It wasn't until the doors opened minutes later and people stepped in that I realized I had zoned out and forgot to press the button for the floor I needed. I then promptly exited the elevator and waited for the next elevator to go up in. FML
Today, everyone thought that I was the one who farted in the lift. FML
Today, while in the elevator with the girl from my office that I've been crushing on, but never spoken to, I said "aren't elevators awkward?" After a long silence, she got off three floors before our office. FML
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This_Guy 0
that is hilariously awesome
Intoxicunt 6
That's hilarious. Of course they have cameras, dummy. But I wouldn't be ashamed at all. You apparently have a sense of humor (although you think this is an FML, so you may be hopeless).
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Comments (93)
lorchan 0
Oh come on, staff at poster's hotel! Everybody does it! Most people are just good at pretending they don't!
HotSauce_fml 0
Thats not an fml, thats ****** awesome. Id come force lift elevators with you.
Luckster 0
So you were goofing off....so what? We all do that. How is your life ****** from this?
MadeOfAwesome 1
Lmao, thats awesome. Had I been there, I wouldve loudly whispered "Use the force, Luke!" Btw, for all the clueless, this is a Star Wars reference. Nuff said (: Star wars ftw
Batsumoto 4
now you think fml. but imagine if it had actually worked. you'd be spending your days in a galactic spaceship fighting for the republic. Do not underestimate the power of the dark side...
foreverlemon 0
lmao!
allexx_fml 0
LMAO...ur cool man.
DieterDerBlau 0
YOU FRIGGING RULE!!! and hey, I do it everytime I approach automatic doors or can't reach something...
xgothxbutterflyx 0
Lmao thats so awesome no reason to be embarassed cuz i do pretty stupid stuff like that2 lmao its not an FML or YDI its just funny
Cromwellsandwich 0
lol
jd_superjive 0
Haha thats so awesome, jedis dont need to explain themselves :P