armywife980
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
Use it wisely
Today, after teaching my 4 year-old son about the concept of "Stranger Danger," we had gone to a park full of people. When I walked up to him to tell him we had to leave, he ran, screaming, "Stranger! Don't touch me!" FML
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smile1992 0
maybe you should have been more specific as to who is the stranger hahah
Facebiter 2
Are you positive that was your son?
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Riddles66 0
No No don't touch me there! That is my no no sqaure! :D
ajp171 0
lol I say that too!
Riddles66 0
haha, I go around to random ppl and say it tho :D the looks on there faces!!! xD
Epiqness 0
Noo, it's: Stop! Don't touch me there, that is my private square. >.
ryno101 3
you clearly suck at explaining the concept...
Captain_Obvious2_fml 6
STOP! dont touch me there! This is my private square! R-A-P-E get that thing away from me!
purplepenguine 0
*facepalm
katieeamberr 2
smh.. facepalm... cheerleading much?
ermkrmr 0
STOP DONT TOUCH ME THERE THIS IS MY PRIVATE SQUARE R-A-P-E GET YOUR PENIS OUTTA ME
ambowew 7
#24, because MJ tried the same trick on me when I was a kid.
laliique_31 0
he was just practicing wht he learned
XZeenon 1
That's what I was going to say!
CitrusGirl 0
You should have grabbed him and thrown him in the car and driven away laughing maniacly. Just to scare the strangers.
NancyDeebensDPDS 0
but then people would call the police, smart one.
kennie17 0
It was a joke.
CitrusGirl 0
Jokes. Look 'em up.
Livinia 11
He's either really cheeky or you've explained the concept of stranger danger completely wrong. I'm going to go with the first option.
ABoulton33 0
Haha,
KVKdragon 26
sounds like a brat to me. only a bratty child would say that out loud to the public when approached by his/her own parent, after the parent clearly explained that you should only say that to legitimate strangers
DocBastard 40
Or a very confused child who is only 4 and didn't understand the concept. Don't assume the child is a brat. He's only 4!
gandhislayer 6
all children are brats. they are growing up in a world that teaches them that being an ignorant, arrogant prick will get you anything in life.
KVKdragon 26
I only half agree with you gandhislayer. some kids are decent if the parents are smart and raising them properly
diabian 9
thats cute..
tworkman 2
No, not really...it could get OP in serious trouble. How stupid are you?