Shivvy
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United Kingdom
Unmotivational speaker
Today, I came downstairs disappointed thinking that my parents had forgotten my birthday. Turns out they didn't forget, they just couldn't be bothered to do anything for it. FML
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stephyhull 4
aw how mean !!
nokel11 7
what asshole parents you have! :(
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Comments (51)
whatup360 1
birthday shmirthday, is it really that important?
smk_foo 7
Aw I'm sorry, I hope you have HappyBirthday![:
shaytards_fml 9
so what? life goes on
Kelita 0
ur so sweet! not.
brokenhelix 4
why do you Brits say "can't be bothered to do something"?
satanstolemysock 11
What's so strange about saying that?
ImaginaryFoe 1
Because when people say "can't be arsed" there are too many confused questions from people like you. "Can't be bothered" is not even a particularly British turn of phrase.
syki 22
Well, I can't be bothered to explain.
AnagenisisZagus 13
The **** you sayin' sister-******?
AnagenisisZagus 13
The **** you sayin', sister-******?
blitz426 0
hahaha
myownhero 0
that sucks!!!! they could have at least got u a cupcake
xxfezxx 0
did they at least say happy birthday to you ? and happy b-day
ImaginaryFoe 1
How old are you, OP? Over 16? Maybe you are old enough to start the day by thanking your parents for bringing you into the world and finish it by celebrating with friends. Birthdays are personal holidays so stop putting those expectations on others. I'm not saying they are the kindest parents but they are who they are and at some point you need to forgive mummy abd daddy and branch out on your own.
jessicarenee88 0
amen!
Kingfmltrust 0
haha. this is too funny. happy birthday.
takemewithy0u 0
Well, if you're 25 and still living at home, I can't say I blame them.