Today, I quit my job that my girlfriend and I worked together at. Fellow employees are not allowed to date one another and I said it would be ok if I was the one to leave. When I got home to her and told her that I quit, she decided to break up with me. I now have no job and no girlfriend. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after “talking” and flirting with my team lead for a few months, we started dating and I quit my job, which I really liked, and started working somewhere I didn’t just so we could be together. Now, two weeks after quitting, she breaks up with me. FML
Today, I was fired from a managerial position I've held for two years due to "inappropriate relations with a subordinate": I was dating a coworker. My girlfriend then broke up with me four hours later. Because I no longer had a job. I hired her. FML
Today, my girlfriend came to my workplace to tell me she was breaking up with me. My boss, who was passing by, fired me for "chatting with friends" during work hours. FML
Today, I was driving to work and I got a text from my girlfriend. She said she was breaking up with me. I was a little heartbroken, but I had to get on with my day. I got to work and my boss fired me. Turns out, my boss and girlfriend have been having an affair and she told him to fire me. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she believes I "jinxed" her chances of getting the job she wanted. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I was unsuccessful at a job interview, and she didn't want to be with someone who "has no future". She's unemployed too. FML
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. She was ecstatic. Apparently, she'd been trying to figure out how to break up with me for the past four months. FML
Today, I quit my job and sent a mass mail on Facebook that I was moving to a different state with my long time boyfriend. He called me later that night to tell me we aren't moving after all. Now we are both jobless with loads of bills to pay by the end of the month. FML
Today, my boss decided our 4 year relationship was unethical, so she broke up with me, then terminated my employment. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. By making out with her new boyfriend in front of me. FML
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pineapples_fml 5
if she broke up with you because you sacrificed your job so she wouldn't get in trouble, she obviously wasn't a quality girlfriend to begin with
crazzle 0
Giving up a job in this economic climate, YDI.
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Comments (89)
Random_Poster 0
YDI for ending a sentence with a preposition. ...worked together AT! She broke up with you because you're stupid.
iFruit 0
DANG
ams116 0
YDI. Never give up a job for a guy/girl unless you already have another lined up...especially in this job climate you have to keep what is most important. Your income. The fact that she was fully willing to let you leave your job for her is something that should have made you seriously put the brakes on this retarded ass idea.
Subtext 10
Yup, ydi. You should talk about stuff like that.
Qup 0
YDI for not talking with her beforehand.
OMGitsKaleyxo 0
yea. u shouldnt have quit and just kept it a secret. nice. going.
RAMBabyyy 0
YDI, big time.
18legalawesome 0
YDI but granted I never thought the "LAWL YOU CAN'T DATE BECAUSE YOU WORK WITH EACH OTHER" was the best policy ever.
GeometricAngle 7
Knowing most of the females today, NOT all of them, she probably rather have a fictional vampire than you. FYL.
Eresbel 0
Most of the females you know must be 15.
Jess_Love 0
i was going to say 13.... :P
Eresbel 0
Discrimination doesn't only occur in the business world. Discrimination is a sociological term that refers to treatment taken toward or against a person of a certain group that is taken in consideration based on class or category. You are treating women like they're superficial, money-obsessed vagrants. That is discrimination. bananapajama is not the exception - you just happen to be a throwback to the 50s.