Today, I quit my job that my girlfriend and I worked together at. Fellow employees are not allowed to date one another and I said it would be ok if I was the one to leave. When I got home to her and told her that I quit, she decided to break up with me. I now have no job and no girlfriend. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after “talking” and flirting with my team lead for a few months, we started dating and I quit my job, which I really liked, and started working somewhere I didn’t just so we could be together. Now, two weeks after quitting, she breaks up with me. FML
Today, I was fired from a managerial position I've held for two years due to "inappropriate relations with a subordinate": I was dating a coworker. My girlfriend then broke up with me four hours later. Because I no longer had a job. I hired her. FML
Today, my girlfriend came to my workplace to tell me she was breaking up with me. My boss, who was passing by, fired me for "chatting with friends" during work hours. FML
Today, I was driving to work and I got a text from my girlfriend. She said she was breaking up with me. I was a little heartbroken, but I had to get on with my day. I got to work and my boss fired me. Turns out, my boss and girlfriend have been having an affair and she told him to fire me. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she believes I "jinxed" her chances of getting the job she wanted. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I was unsuccessful at a job interview, and she didn't want to be with someone who "has no future". She's unemployed too. FML
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. She was ecstatic. Apparently, she'd been trying to figure out how to break up with me for the past four months. FML
Today, I quit my job and sent a mass mail on Facebook that I was moving to a different state with my long time boyfriend. He called me later that night to tell me we aren't moving after all. Now we are both jobless with loads of bills to pay by the end of the month. FML
Today, my boss decided our 4 year relationship was unethical, so she broke up with me, then terminated my employment. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. By making out with her new boyfriend in front of me. FML
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pineapples_fml 5
if she broke up with you because you sacrificed your job so she wouldn't get in trouble, she obviously wasn't a quality girlfriend to begin with
crazzle 0
Giving up a job in this economic climate, YDI.
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Comments (89)
fallen_dragonkin 12
i'm sorry but you deserve that, why leave a job until you have another one? and are you surprised that your girlfriend doesn't want to date someone voluntarily unemployed?
Shshsh 0
What a freaking *****
kittenmeow 0
never dip your pen in company ink... James Franco (pineapple express)!!! lol :o)
sexymessy 0
LOL I love that movie = ]!!!
fawfulster 11
I somehow get the feeling that this fml is this fml's sequel: http://www.fmylife.com/work/4597948 #50 you win!
Andyangels27 0
money over bitches
lolwatlol 0
When in a serious relationship you DONT do stupid shit like this w/o discussing it before.
quinnteh 0
NEWSFLASH: He did not treat anyone anything. He was just making a general statement which may be true or false. Even if it is false (not saying it is) that doesn't make it discrimination.
quinnteh 0
What WOULD be sexually discriminating is accusing a particular woman of something on the basis of "women in general are that way". Here he's not accusing anyone of anything. He was just making a general statement to explain one woman's behaviour, a woman who exhibited signs that she fits his particular description of "women in general".
3arl 0
already posted
lo1337a 1
Sexual harassment suits from one party if the relationship works out. They will go on to blame the workplace for not protecting them against their ex out of spite & a lust for cash.