Today, whilst vacuuming, I stupidly decided to vacuum the bathroom drain to see what would happen. Turns out it will cause stinking septic water to get sucked into the machine and spew all over the walls, ceiling and vanity. It also causes the vacuum cleaner to stop working. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had to temporarily remove the drain pipe under the sink. I absentmindedly poured the stinky water from the trap into the now drainless sink, and flooded the cupboard I was working in with it. FML
Today, at work I had to spend two hours cleaning up stinky toilet water. Why? Because yesterday, I forgot to turn on the septic tank pumps. The tank overflowed, and so did all the toilets. My boss is not happy. FML
Today, the babysitter not only clogged the toilet, they tried to unclog it with our vacuum cleaner hose. FML
Today, I did something you never ever should do. I removed the screw in the shower drain. What I didn't know was that it's impossible to know if the shower will leak afterwards. I just wanted to properly clean the drain. FML
Today, I was using the toilet at a friend's house when the toilet made a strange gurgling noise. Thinking it was just old plumbing, I flushed. The water started rising... and rising. Before I knew it, water, and whatever was in the toilet, began overflowing and flooding the bathroom. I had to go ask for help, and a mop. FML
Today, I absent-mindedly poured the putrid water from the sink’s air trap into the sink that I'd just removed the air trap out of, and flooded the cupboard I then had to crawl into. FML
Today, I finally started a DIY home improvement project I'd been putting off for a while now. As I was drilling into the wall, I managed to hit a plumbing pipe that I didn't know was there and started flooded my living room. FML
Today, I used the community vacuum to clean my dorm. When spots started appearing on the floor, I assumed it was leaking water. By the time I finished there were tons of wet spots on the floor. Later I found out that someone had just used that very vacuum to suck up vomit. FML
Today, I wanted to clean my house. Of course the vacuum cleaner got stuck behind furniture multiple times. After the fifth time or so, I gave it a good pull. Now my vacuum cleaner is broken and the socket is off the wall. FML
Today, I set out to clean the house while my wife was at work. Starting with the vacuum cleaner, it suddenly started making a strange noise and emitting a burning smell. Panicking, I unplugged it and noticed one of our toddler's socks had been sucked into it, causing it to overheat. I managed to extract the sock, but now our expensive vacuum cleaner is toast. FML
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Top comments
coraline123c 23
I think you need an adult
TheGreastest 24
what the **** did you expect? a leprechaun to come out with his gold?
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Comments (97)
TheGreastest 24
what the **** did you expect? a leprechaun to come out with his gold?
Hunter_the_Ninja 22
Yes....
electrodude 15
What a shitty situation
Sandsh8rk 36
Out. Now.
JustinJK 21
In. Later.
phreaker913 21
Around. Whenever.
migmit 11
Hey, thanks for sharing! I wanted to do this for years.
hoosiergirl94 31
Have you also tried heating up your spoon in the microwave?
feven 32
Or better yet, a thermometer.
MandieL 27
Or charging a cell phone in the microwave?
PePziNL 20
And cleaning your toaster in the bathtub?
winterforever97 30
good job, fucktard.
pere 11
Google is your friend. Use it, please.
The_Basileus 9
Sorry, but that was really stupid so you deserve it.
immunetoinsanity 23
Today, I laughed so hard at an insanely stupid FML that I walked into a wall. FML
arrowgold 19
Lol, you should have gotten that on video.
Goblin182 27
That is one hell of a vaccuum cleaner you have to suck the sewage back out of the sceptic tank.
kthack 4
You could do it with your mouth if you seal around it.