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wolfie898 United States

Today, while trying to sneak out of my house to go to a party I met my mom trying to sneak back in. FML

Wolfie898 tells us more.

my mom is actually divorced

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Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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I guess asking to borrow the car was now a possibilty?

goldered 2

More like **** your father's life for having a unloyal wife.

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Great now you can both bribe each other not to tell!

Loaffer 2

that's f@*#ing hilarious

RockstarRN 10

Awkward!

Babygirl2338 0

i would say as long as she doesnt ground u, u wont tell ur dad jajaja

That doesn't mean your life sucks, it just means you have a cool mom (unless she snuck out to have an affair, that is)

OneNightStan 2

anyone else think this is really messed up! you should tell your dad!

maybe her parents aren't married?

tell her let me go to this party or ill tell dad

ohhhh the irony

feel sad for your dad! if I were you,I will be very insecure about it.

vbsdlover21 0

use it to your advantage. but I still feel very sorry for your dad. it's more like **** his life than **** yours.