Username
🌶️ Spicy
Today, while trying to explain to my date that a small coffee would be fine, I said, "I'm cheap and I'm easy." FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
what just happened
Masterful gambit
Today, a cute guy asked me out for coffee. I like him but didn't want it to be easy, so I said, "Coffee dates are for broke bums, aim a little higher." He said, "Aight I will, peace out" and walked off. FML
joanikens
Buena Park, United States
Today, I'm a barista at Starbucks. When my crush walked in and asked how much his coffee would cost, I said a date. He said he'd rather pay for the coffee. FML
whatever
Edison, United States
Dodged a bullet
Today, I went on a coffee date with a new girl. It was over less than a minute in, when I ordered a black coffee. She lectured me about how I "obviously" have a "seriously fragile ego." I just like black coffee. FML
SmokeWeedErdayAllDay
Cheap
Today, I was in the mood for some coffee, which is right down the street. I brought ten dollars with me, not knowing how much I'd need. When I approached the counter, the barista looked at my hand holding the ten-dollar bill and said, "Oh, our cheap things are on the left side of the menu." FML
Iron11
Today, I had a date with a girl I've liked for a while. We went out to a nice Italian restaurant for dinner. I was obviously going to pay, but when the bill came I realized I'd forgotten my wallet. When I told her, she thought I was a cheap liar and now she won't answer my calls. FML
negromancer
United States
Today, I worked up the courage to ask my crush out for coffee after work. She agreed and I confidently said, "Alright, it's a date!" She replied, "Haha, a date with you? I'm just going for the free coffee!" FML
Embarassed
New Orleans, United States
Broke girl
Today, at brunch, my friend asked if anyone wanted to split the bill. I pointed out that I’d only ordered coffee while everyone else got cocktails and meals. Suddenly I was “the cheap friend,” and somehow defending my $4 coffee turned into a group discussion about generosity, capitalism, and personal values. FML
jgboy
Franklin Park, United States
Today, I took my girlfriend of a year out on a date, a nice fancy dinner and a movie. After dinner, I said that I was feeling sick and just wanted to go home. I didn't have the heart to tell her that dinner was so expensive that I didn't have money for the movie. FML
Chad
Macon, United States
Smooth
Today, I tried to flirt with the cute barista by pretending to know a lot about coffee. I said, “I’ll take a macchiato, extra creamy.” He smiled and said, “That’s… not a thing.” I panicked and said, “Neither is my love life.” FML
steak through the heart
El Monte, United States
Today, I went on a date. I took her out to an expensive steak house. When she was done eating, she got up, said she was married, and told me she only accepted the date because I'd be paying for it. FML
Top comments
Skodos_fml 0
She left you right? right?
TheRealFamilyGuy 5
Sounds like the perfect women to me
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (55)
Gemini253 0
Ever think before speaking? I hope you eventually made it a great joke and didn't end up giving him head for a small cup of coffee like a real easy **** would do.
RedPillSucks 33
I like my women like I like my coffee. Cheap and easy. sometimes Bitter and cold.
borfo 0
I like my women like I like my tea: hot and green.
YourLifeBlowsHaH 0
green?
alluneedisluv 0
green haha XD so she's an alien or sick?
Onlydie 0
What a ****
guppy40000 0
its good that you know yourself so well lol
CaptainJ1000 1
Can't back out now...
heyu7421 0
Laugh it off and go on with life. Pretend like it was said on purpose. For future reference, stay cool. Dont b so uptight! Thats funny! Guys like girls who joke and can laugh at them selves and their silly mishaps
agigantorllama 0
Woops.
losanimal 2
what can you say! its a recession out here
ScreamMeALuvSong 2
This sounds like something that would happen to me...Lol
TheOtherMakona 0
When I read that, I got vibes that OP is a girl. If this is correct, the guy should've just laughed it off. No problem here. On the other hand, if OP is a guy, not so great. It's usually harder for most girls to laugh things off like that.