Miscellaneous: Today, while inside the bank somebody hit my car and drove away.... - FML

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By fucked driver - 26/04/2016 16:52 - United States - Pelham

Today, while inside the bank somebody hit my car and drove away. The crash pushed my car onto the sidewalk. Then to top it off I got a ticket for parking on the side walk. FML

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rgetting 24

Wednesday 27 April 2016 3:35

I call bullshit on this one. No officer would write a citation for that after a hit and run.

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rgetting 24

Wednesday 27 April 2016 3:35

I call bullshit on this one. No officer would write a citation for that after a hit and run.

paige_g2013 16

Wednesday 27 April 2016 5:10

In NH, I'd believe it. Half the cars here look like they've been in accidents so unless there was debris on the ground, the officer really couldn't have known. I feel for you OP. Hopefully the bank had outside cameras?

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