Today, while I was delivering pizza in the torrential downpour, I waited 5 minutes in the pouring rain for an old lady to dig 20 bucks out of her purse. Her total was $19.99. She told me to keep the change and make lots of money. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Thanks, lady
Today, I was delivering pizza in the rain. A woman answered the door, saw me soaking wet and said, "Wow this rain is terrible, it must be horrible to be out delivering in it." She then tipped me 21 cents. FML
Thanks!
Today, it started pouring while I was in the middle of a pizza delivery. I had to stand out in the rain for ten minutes while an old redneck dude wearing nothing but camo boxers fumbled around for the exact change to pay the bill. I think seeing his junk was supposed to count as my tip. FML
Today, I got a $20 tip from an old lady I delivered pizza to. Ecstatic, I walked back to my car where there was a $30 parking fine waiting for me. FML
Today, while delivering pizzas, someone ordered $19.41 in pizza and wings. After finally finding her appartment, she paid me in two sandwich bags full of pennies and nickels. I had to count them out before giving her the pizza. We aren't allowed to enter the residence, and it was 22 degrees. FML
Protip
Today, I was working as a Valet driver. After getting no customers for 5 hours in the pouring rain, a woman driving by stops and asks me for directions. Before leaving, she said, "I should probably tip you for that, since that's probably the only money you'd get all night." She didn't. FML
Today, a lady handed me a $10 tip on a $45 bill. I was happy with it, since it was more than 20%, until she came back in and said, "I'm sorry I gave you the wrong amount." I handed it back to her and then she gave me a dollar. FML
Today, I was doing takeout orders at the restaurant I work at. I spent a long while putting together this guy's $135.00 order. When he finally got there to pick it up, I told him to fill out the credit card slip. I looked at it after he left. He gave me a 40 cent tip. FML
Today, I was cashiering, and a customer's change came to $5.51. She looked pretty stinking rich, so I just gave her $5.50. She demanded the extra penny, and I asked if she really needed it. She said, "No, but they do, asshole," and dropped her $5.51 in the charity donation box. FML
Pennies on the dollar
Today, while delivering pizza I was yet again given $0.04 over the total bill and told condescendingly to "keep the change." This happens on every shift. My pay is reduced during deliveries, and I drive my own car, and use my own gas. For $0.04. FML
Today, I was shopping at the grocery market and was next in line. Behind me was a woman who only had two items, so I nicely let her in front of me, as it looked like she was in a hurry. When she was all rung up, she decided to pay her $16.45 in loose change which needed to be counted out. FML
Top comments
HopeeBB 8
Ohh the generosity in this world!
CarnivalCat 1
Well... back in her day I'm sure that was a fortune?
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thebestof1984 0
She's an old lady 1 cents to her is like $5.00 to you
SpeakingMyMind 0
You have that switched around...
thebestof1984 0
haha, my bad!
BooGhosted 0
oh dear god I didn't get the joke until I read it a few times ! I was waiting for the jokers answer and finally realized!
bhaleyes 0
Hey, you are now a penny closer towards richness. ;)
User1518 6
True!!! :D
MissRoxiie 12
optomism :) way to go
BooGhosted 0
Why is everyone thumbed down!!D: They are just happy people!
SpeakingMyMind 0
Well, don't spend it all in one place!
laurenmacdaddy 1
wow....lolololol
zeta24 0
first
deprived13 3
your not first douche bag
A7X_LoVeee 10
More like... 20th!
WCARlover 35
you spelled "fail" wrong
mk58 31
53, I think you're the douchebag here.
green_eggs_and_h 0
I know I wasn't first that's why I didn't say "First!" like a ******* twat-faced-no-life-asswipe. But thanks for the encouraging comment.
green_eggs_and_h 0
A penny and a free shower! Must be your lucky day, op.
HU4L188 0
fail
SugaryTears 0
you forgot to add "twenty" before the "first"
gamegeek42 6
uber fail
zukinihudini 0
hahahaha
642_fml 0
Should of told her theres an extra $10 rain charge:)
Hiraaaxox 0
smart!
MsMonore 0
she should have invited you and tipped you differently
imbordsoimhere 0
ew...
woahwoahwow 9
you should have made her come outside to dig through her purse. and then gave her the penny back.
rainbowislove22 3
that's hella ****** up she's just an old lady.!
planetsmurf 6
she is probably thinking back in her time a penny could by a full meal
smurfsarwales 9
smurfs unite :D
sheethapins 13
Smurf you both.