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revan546 Hillsborough, United States

Today, while he was eating chicken, one of my friends asked me why I'm a vegetarian. I responded that I believe in animal rights and don't like the conditions the animals are forced to live in. He looked at me incredulously before explaining that "chickens aren't animals, they're birds." FML

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revan546 24

Hi guys, OP here. Yeah I've been a vegetarian for a few years and my friend finally decided to call me out on it. I think i died a little inside when i heard it haha. He eventually did admit that he was wrong and we're still friends and whatnot. Common sense isn't so common nowadays though is it.

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tygerarmy 35

Your friend is a bird brain.

spazz666 18

This friends, is why us vegetarians have a bad reputation for acting like we're better than people.

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MarisaCB 16

Honestly, I'm not religious. So I appreciate your two cents! I don't see any religion as logical, that's why its faith, ya know? I just like studying them and learning.

MarisaCB 16

I'm pretty sure he was being specific.

183933 6

So, I suppose children aren't really people? Lol

onorexveritas 24

f his life for being that stupid

xgetxbentx 13

Oh jeez, I eat meat, but birds are animals too.... What an idiot.

generalasskicker 12

How the **** is this an fml? You have a dumb friend big deal.

ViviMage 40

"Fish, meat, and poultry" was more or less created by Catholics to determine what they must fast from for Lent. "Meat" is the flesh of a mammal only in this case. I don't buy into the religion. If you are eating it and it was alive, and its not a plant, it's meat. And chickens are terribly abused before they end up on your plate.

CrazyLaughs4Me 17

plants are also technically alive...I Domt think they die she you put ranch on them........but Yeah STEAK RULES AND BACON

Vegetarian27 24

Ahhh, the joy of morons.

shyeahh_fml 19

Seriously, 143. At least ancient alien theorists have evidence to attempt to prove their thoughts. It's MUCH better than "You can't see him, but he's there. Trust me."