Today, while bored at work I was reading an article online about the local zoo and its animals. I received an email so quickly responded, but when signing off accidentally wrote "thanks hippo" instead of "thanks heaps". To a woman with a weight problem. Who also outranks me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was talking to a female friend online. She was typing out a story bit by bit about how awful she was feeling after being teased. I was responding with, "So, so true" but because of my slow typing it appeared after she wrote, "Doesn't help being fat." FML
Today, at 1 am, I got a message from a colleague, who I have never met, bossing me around requesting "immediately, ASAP" some information a monkey could've found online in 5 minutes. I told her that she sounded rude and unorganised. Ten minutes later, I got a mail from my boss asking me to apologise to her. I did. FML
Today, a girl who has had a problem with me for as long as I can remember, tagged me in a Facebook status update in which she equated my intelligence to that of a mollusk and equated my weight to that of a hippopotamus. My boyfriend, as well as several of my "friends," liked it. FML
Today, I was emailing a government employee at the place I'm hoping to get hired by. I realized too late I had been emailing her with my personal email address, which is rather jokey and unprofessional. She noticed and started referring to me as that. FML
Today, I meant to forward an email to my friend mocking a coworker's email, but I hit "reply" instead of "forward". FML
Today, I sent a reply-all email to my entire company that said "Go tit" instead of "Got it". FML
Today, I accidentally sent my boss a meme about hating work. Her reply? "Same." FML
Today, I got on an elevator with a woman and her child. I was the first one on. When she stepped on, the capacity alarm went off. As she left she told her daughter that's why fat people shouldn't be allowed in public. I'm 145 lbs. She was twice my size. I got called fat by a hippopotamus. FML
Today, I was emailing my department about a huge meeting we’re going to have. I was also emailing back and forth with another colleague about office gossip. I absentmindedly replied to the wrong email. I hit reply all to the meeting e-mail, saying that the new supervisor of X department was "so fucking retarded." FML
Today, I received an email from a potential employer with an awesome job opportunity. I was so excited, I immediately went to forward the email to my husband. My email included a lot of "I love you" and "we are going to celebrate tonight ;)". In my excitement, I hit reply instead of forward. FML
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jamsie_fml 17
haha i hope she sits on you as punishment
SillyEars 0
silly zoo...
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Comments (100)
raisin88_fml 3
What does outranking meanin this context? (To the haters out there: English is not my first language and I have a bit of trouble with vocabulary)
tona01 16
outranking means that the hippo is in a higher position ergo hippo is the boss
tona01 16
it means that hippo holds a higher position in the company, ergo hippo is the boss
NotYourOrdinary7 6
I think the term he/she meant was subconsciously.
grrrkgrrrl 0
Freudian slip of the keyboard
kingtz 6
Don't you mean "subconsciously" instead of "intentionally"?
kingtz 6
or pig. A fat stinking ***** pig.
slickrasta 1
Maybe don't use such homosexual terms as "thanks heaps". YDI
evildeadfan420 0
actually 26, when someone puts a post on here, wether male or female, they get made fun of...definitely haven't seen a high five yet
dansco 25
"Accidentally" and thanx heaps? Yeah yeah pure idiot! Fired soon...
Skatejock21 0
hahah that made my day
j_cat187 20
#9 rofl (the pic nog ur comment)