Today, while BMXing I felt my chain break loose. I only looked down for a split second, and that's all it took for me to crash into a young scooter kid, breaking not only my own nose and elbow, but both his arms. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, whilst riding my brand new dirt bike for the first time, the chain broke and slashed me down the back of the left leg with such force that it chipped the bone. FML
Today, I was riding down a hill on my bike, doing a wheelie, when I lost control and started heading towards a woman on the sidewalk. Don't worry, I didn't hit her, the man beside her lunged and shoved my bike so hard that I hit concrete and broke three teeth. He then screamed, "Watch it, punk!" and walked off. FML
Today, my friend and I were racing on our bicycles when my chain snapped. I went over the handlebars and slid, on my back, for about ten feet. FML
Today, my 12 year-old son came home with two broken arms after finding an awesome place to ride his bike. He found a sweet jump and his handlebars broke. He's currently in slings and waiting for an appointment with a surgeon, the breaks were so bad, the hospital couldn't reset them. FML
Today, I was riding my bike down a road I know is quite hazardous. Having almost been hit in the same spot the day before, I rode across the intersection very satisfied without having been injured. Until I crashed into the guy front of me and flipped over my handlebars. FML
Today, I went dirtbiking. While I was going down a hill, I spun out of control and flipped over my handle bars. I now have a sprained arm, multiple bruises and a crescent-shaped gash on my neck that looks like I was bitten. People are asking if my boyfriend and I were being frisky last night. FML
Today, I was riding on a stationary exercise bike at home, when I went to get off, my shorts got stuck under the seat. I dangled half upside down until my shorts ripped and I fell on the ground face first breaking my front tooth. I broke my tooth riding a bike that doesn’t even move. FML
Today, I blacked out while riding my electric scooter. Luckily, I was quickly jolted awake when my chin hit the tarmac. FML
Today, while hurrying by bike to an appointment, my chain broke. I quickly got off the road and managed to fix it on the sidewalk, covering my hands in black smear. Dirty but confident about my repair skills, I got up. A second later, felt something warm running down my neck. Bird poop. FML
Today, I got on the train with my bike, leaning it up against the wall. After a while, it began to slide down the wall and wobble, so I dashed out to catch it. As I ran for it, I slipped and crashed into it, knocking it into an old man and busting the rear brake. FML
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Top comments
Talis99 26
**** his life. Both arms, damn. Sorry, OP. Speedy recovery for you both.
taypluscarl 13
Holy ****. Hope you both are okay
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Comments (25)
RedPillSucks 33
dude, next time, hit the brakes first. this is a clear ydi.
stoneybadger78 6
Most bmx bikes don't have brakes, and it was a split second thing, wouldn't have helped either way, 100% scooter kids fault. Either way when you enter a park you accept all responsibility for injuries you receive.
ConfederateSlave 2
This is more like a "F*ck HIS Life"
ifuckuprandomly 28
I fell for the kids family, they're the ones who're gonna have to wipe his arse now..
trumpetsk 13
Pretty sure they're used to it as babies need their asses wiped too. And it was a "young" kid so probably not out of diapers long
retardalert 10
It's okay, scooter kids deserve it
zeusdom 15
In my experience as a skateboarder I can guarantee with like 98% certainty that it was probably the scooter kids fault. Majority of scooter riders are kids old enough to know to what they're doing but young enough to not ******* pay attention to where they're going or their surroundings and get in the way of skaters and BMXers alike and they are always getting hit, hurt, or toppled when a skater or BMXer doesn't have enough time to react
yerbduebeenehe 16
From what I hear, scooter kids are awful, anyways.