moodyreallyrocks
United States
Today, while at work being a waitress, this lady came in and requested to sit in the section I was waitressing. She held up a $100 bill and told me that if I was attentive to her needs, she would leave me a $100 tip. Excited, I waited on her hand and foot. She dined and dashed. FML
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Omfgitsmia 15
What a bitch lol
bubblekitty 1
And that's how you can get better service at a restaurant/fast-food.
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xfyre 11
that blows. when i waited at a Mexican restaurant, nobody dined and dashed, but i did get stiffed on the tip a few times. after waiting on the bitches hand and foot like you did.
structuredchaoz 4
I think I should point out that if you had your eye on her, she likely couldn't have pulled it off. Maybe it was a test.
Llama_Face89 34
I'm assuming OP was waiting on other tables as well. It's rather unrealistic to expect a waiter/waitress to be able to watch all the customers constantly.
icefshng8 9
She told her to be attentive!!!
TalkinSmack 6
Sorry, the service sucked!
erockinthesuburb 17
Hook, line, and sinker...
Takuya272727 16
I have a feeling that sooner or later, they're going to require your ID or a photograph of you or something of that before they sit you down to prevent this stuff.
katii92 0
Bet she was huge too
andiiturtle 0
maybe she'll get food poisoning :) hah
ScarletBloom 14
Wanna have free meals and people fervently serving you? Learn from her.
ikickgingers 15
Or go to jail; three hots and a cot ...
perdix 31
It's a bit ironic that the penalty for helping yourself to a free meal is being given three free meals. And anal rape.
boredfishing 0
Haha as if kicking gingers wouldn't get you into the same place?
OHnathanIO 4
Wanna be get punched in the face? Say that in front of me.
Dcm210 19
poison her next time
RuskiManBearPig 4
Time to make that "special" chocolate pie;}