lovefortoday
United States
Today, while at work, a man came up to me and screamed that I was the devil's child, pointing at the tattoo on my wrist the whole time. I just stood there while he prayed for my soul. FML
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tylersign 11
What the hell? Did you have a demon eating a child as a tattoo?
itzNaynay 0
Laugh and tell him that your dad said he'll see him soon.
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BunBunBabe 8
Time to lazily bust out the mace and spray a wacko in the face
bubo_fml 11
"..and for a cool grand, my good Sir, I will spare you the eternal wrath of the Pointed One!"
pete_breezy 4
Save us jebus!!!!
starbeast 0
I am extremely curious to know what her tattoo is.
starbeast 0
*her
matt1978 0
He may be right
blueeyedwolf 10
He is probably confused by the Old Testament where it says you should not mark your body in honor of the dead (not sure how people translate this to tattoos). But screw that, the same verse also says you can't eat shrimp, homosexuality is a sin, you can't wear polyester, bunnies are an abomination, you can't shave your beard, and you can sell your daughters into slavery... If you quote one, quote them all...
ImTheAlpha 30
BUNNIES?!?! //_T Bunny is now sad...
hotcaligirl 10
EXACTLY!
RaquelW 7
abominable bunnies!
musicLord 0
Love the pic#40
DKjazz 20
Maybe the restriction on homosexuality was a health concern, like the restriction on shellfish. Nowadays we have good condoms, and our lubrication technology is much safer.
TheDrifter 24
Crazy people make for the best entertainment.
nofearjenshere 12
Sounds like someone needs to be reminded that this isn't the Salem Witch Trials anymore.
zaff97 9
it was probably an angel.
Eiregal2 10
Bravo! I love learning about this subject
Eiregal2 10
Bravo! I love Salem witch trials
br0ccoli 15
People like that are so ridiculous. They act as if they're sinless. It's one thing to have faith and it's another to push it down someone's throat. Next time do a tribal chant or sing the intro to the Lion King with your eyes closed.
desireev 18
That's when you say, "Judging someone is the greatest sin of all! You're stealing Gods' spotlight! That's HIS job!". In all seriousness, I am a Christian. Southern Baptist to be exact. But I am not a 'Bible thumper' in any way, shape, or form! People like that are a disgrace to the Christians! When they act that way, they are going against everything they preach and believe in! Nobody, and I mean NOBODY, has a right to judge another person. We are all equal! No matter the circumstances! If that man is, truly, a Christian, he'll have to take this up with God one day. And he will have nobody to blame but himself! Back to laughing at FMLs now! Yay for FML! :D
br0ccoli 15
98 - totally agree where you're coming from. Not to get all serious, but there is a verse that says that before you comment on the sawdust in a person's eye, you have to take out the plank of your own eye. Yay FML! it's my daily dose of LOLs. It''s genius, pure genius.