caca maker
Canada
Today, while arguing with my pregnant wife, she said, “You can’t understand. I’m creating life. What are you creating, besides poop?” FML
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InfiniteSunshine 32
This isn't the 1920s, women work too, even pregnant ones. How do you know she isn't the primary financial provider? Also, using money and financial care for your spouse to win disagreements is a controlling and abusive behaviour.
allie2590 31
We don't know what the argument was about. OP could've been complaining about something stupid and his wife, who is ******* pregnant, was plum tired of it. It's not easy to carry a baby.
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chosha_fml 27
Pregnant women are smug. Great song and so true. "You're just giving birth now. You're not Mother Earth now."
UpUpUpUrs 6
Given that you are a woman too, I can't imagine a counter point.
blueknight1st 26
Here's how to come back to that, call her fat. Boom. End of argument because she will be too busy crying because of the pregnancy hormones.
Mudge 11
"income so you don't have to work when our child is born so you can raise them"
roryabester 8
don't argue with your pregnant wife thats how you die
coolvictori 22
I mean, she had a point.
KismetSiren 7
YDI for arguing with a pregnant woman in the first place lol
KismetSiren 7
why are so many of you people taking this so seriously and getting butthurt? this sounds exactly like something I would say to my fiancee as a joke in an argument to be funny. My god guys, grow up and release the social justice staff.
timeoffire45 8
I mean, she's not 100% wrong. Although to be fair, you are also creating sperm, new skin cells (new EVERYTHING cells really), carbon dioxide, urine, and nitrogenous wastes. I'm assuming these are viable candidates, as she too produces poop. (I hope)
Tsukiyomi 16
How the hell did your... "wife" get pregnant