Today, was the first day of my sophomore year. While receiving my schedule, I burst into tears at the sight of a disfigured midget. I'm now seen as the school bitch for making fun of a midget. I have a genuine fear of midgets. FML
maryrain tells us more.
I'm not saying that all midgets are disfigured. what I meant was that that particular person has an actual disfigured face. And yes, I do have a legitimate reason for my fear. I don't feel inclined to share that reason because then all of the people who already believe I was being an ass will still not agree with me. the last thing I wanted to do was hurt/insult her.
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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Snowstar 0
Why the **** are you afraid of midgets?
A7X_LoVeee 10
13 - It's a strange fear but obviously there's a reason why she's scared of them. Also she probably can't control crying when she sees one. Think before posting another ignorant comment.
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Comments (446)
dwreck69 0
Where's the rest of ya
Holy_ish 19
lmfao mind if i ask why
Heather_x0x0 6
I wonder if there's a term for a fear of midgets....
dreamering 16
Midgetophobia
Nooneslooking 0
achondroplasiaphobia (fear of Midgets)
RodStar 0
Are you sure you're just not really tall?
Soloman212 28
Imagine a super tall guy with this phobia... THEIR life would be ******.
brinagurl 1
You couldn't hold it in??
xForeverNever 6
That is one weird fear you have there, OP...
Feklfekl2222 32
I love your pic
BarrelChick 0
ummm...not really sure how to respond to that....
CaitlinEliz 0
then you really shouldn't have.
onthetoilet 3
School starts early for you
ThreeSheetsGone 12
What the hell does that have to do with the square root of chicken?
anorexicbarbie 8
That was a lame joke.
TapialPaado 1
This is exactly the point I came here to make. Also to namedrop Randy Newman's "Short People".
je_suis_fml 11
A very bad ******* joke you insensitive racist asshole!
MrSexyPants 14
For Louisiana it doesn't.
LOLtrollzin 3
Just punt them in the face its not hard.
americanhoney4 6
Oh my...
shanegrey_fml 5
they're still people, ********.
ThreeSheetsGone 12
Maybe you should get on his level.