Today, was my high school's senior awards ceremony. Over 400 people were crammed in the hot auditorium. I won five awards and each time I was called up the laughter grew louder. Apparently even the back row could see my pit stains. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I won an academic award during an assembly. Everyone laughed, followed by booing. FML
Today, I attended my school's special invitation-only awards ceremony, relieved that I was getting a much-needed scholarship. I watched all my friends go up and win scholarships. In the end, I only got a certificate for doing well on the PSAT. My whole family showed up for this. FML
Today, we were having a school prize giving. I heard my name called and I walked up to the stage waving and smiling, feeling rather proud of myself. I stood by the microphone and started my acceptance speech, only to be tapped on the shoulder by the girl they'd actually called up. FML
Today, I tripped on the way back from collecting a prize in front of 600 students and their parents. I got more applause than I did when collecting the prize. FML
Today, at the awards ceremony at my school, I ended up winning the top achievement award in my grade. The principal spent at least ten minutes talking about my success to the audience, the whole time referring to me as a "he" as I stood right next to him. I'm a girl. FML
Today, I tripped in front of my graduation class of 225 and all of their relatives while receiving my diploma. FML
Today, it was my high school graduation. Everything was going fine until everyone saw my family fighting over where we would go afterwards. Security had to pull them apart. FML
Today, I was one of five people called up to the front in class to receive a special notice from the school administration. The first four people received awards for outstanding effort in school. Mine was a notice that I had overdue library fines. FML
Today, I went to an Honors Convocation for my school. I received a letter a few weeks earlier telling me I received an award. Surprised and proud, I invited my family to join me to see what award I was receiving. I couldn't find my name in the program. I was invited by mistake. FML
Today, it was my high school graduation. Because our school colors were red, black and white, and our principal looked somewhat like Hitler, the senior class prank was to salute him when he finished his speech. I was the only one. FML
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paperfox_fml 0
For ****'s sake. Some people just sweat a lot. That's all. It doesn't mean they don't wear deodorant, it doesn't mean they don't wear anti-perspirant, it doesn't mean they buy cheap versions of the aforementioned toiletries, it just means they got unlucky with the genes and sweat a lot more than other people. Grow up and accept that not everyone's body is the same, you silly people.
captainobvious07 0
awe damn dude that sucks. i sweat like that a lot too.. nervous tick. i just wear a lot of black and white shirts to cover it up. makes life kinda simple..everything matches!!
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Comments (115)
f_all_our_lives 4
damn... it really sucks to be you... well.. congrats by the way for winning 5 awards :D
Beeebop 0
Well done. I wouldn't care about that if I was winning five awards. Pretty immature of everyone tbh.
Thatskindoffunny 0
They are just immature. Sweating isn't even a big deal. Plus I'd be nervous too because i hate walking in front of crowds.
princesskitten 0
You seriously need to get that Secret Prescription Strength deodorant. #90, what the hell, sorry but your mom is ******* retarded. That's like thinking that soap or perfume gives your cancer, wtf.
chick16 0
just think, you don't have to see those guys again! you've graduated!!
rakhil11 7
51- who farts when they're nervous? OP: swy...but i just turned 13 and pit stains don't entertain even me, so....i...don't c why they would have laughed....................................................................................................
terriibabiiix23 0
YDI for not wearing deodorant,
Dilwann 27
Not all deodorants make sure you don't sweat. Deo is primarily to muffle away the smell, which OP didn't suffer from. Keeping it dry is only an option. Seriously. Educate yourself.
xxwigglebumxx 0
really this embarrises you? who gives a shit you did something with your life !
1215116a 14
Deo for your b.o.! :D
ctrl_z_fml 0
Awww dnt worry about it congrats on your awards xD