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"missunknowno9"

Today, it was my best friend's birthday, so we all went out for drinks. She had a little too much and needed to be picked up so I opened her phone and called "bae." That's when I found out that not only does my husband have a second phone, but he's also cheating on me with my "best friend." FML

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missunknowno9 8

1. Because I wasn't cutting my night short, because we have children and we finally had a babysitter for once. So I was enjoying my night. 2. I chose "Bae," because that's generally what someone puts in their phone as their significant other... ?

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1DisGR8 32

There's a special place for people like you're husband and "best friend". I like to call it hell.

Dave_Davington 35

Meanwhile, your former friend is shitfaced and at your mercy. You could not ask for a better chance for revenge. That just leaves your husband, of course, but I'm sure you'll think of something.

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öKANEö 12

I'm sorry, man

PsychoBabii92 5

oh hell na lol a birch would be dead. then he'd be next lol

TeachAllTheMath 19

What did your husband have to say?