You're hardly the first person to do this. And it happens the same way every time: The supervisor/manager happens to be there when you go there. You totally deserve it.
onceuponatime456 16
Were you born stupid or did it take a lot of work to get that way?
onceuponatime456 16
Were you born st*pid or did it take a lot of work to get that way?
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Symphoniaes 32
You’re an idiot OP, lol.
Zekfen 17
If you are going to do that, you always need to hit the bar one town over.
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Lobby_Bee 18
"Im picking up my wife here, she got drunk with some friends" Deflected the situation.
tounces7 28
Oh what a tangled web we weave when first we try to deceive....
corky1992 33
I hope you weren’t seeking sympathy. That’s your own damn fault.
SwordSlashBlade 13
Not only are you jobless, you might have a drinking problem. Time to get your shit together.
ARISKomuniszt 24
Unlucky. But not undeserved. Soz.
Royally_shunned 15
Wow. You're dumb.
Taurus_ChicKa 37
YDI for playing hookie. If you're going to fake sick, at least stay home.
DanielleinDC 34
You're hardly the first person to do this. And it happens the same way every time: The supervisor/manager happens to be there when you go there. You totally deserve it.
onceuponatime456 16
Were you born stupid or did it take a lot of work to get that way?
onceuponatime456 16
Were you born st*pid or did it take a lot of work to get that way?