animal45
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Today, things were getting steamy with my boyfriend. For once, I tried to be more vocal to turn him on. After five minutes, he says, "Could you stop making animal noises, I feel like I’m fucking in a farmyard." FML
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thepeniswrinkler 14
Wait, were you moaning or mooing?
AccountForStuffs 6
Rephrased: OP, you're not naturally vocal. You believed that bedroom vocalizations are a turn on for your boyfriend. So you put on a performance intended for his benefit. Would you say that's accurate? Thing is, non-natural vocalizing is the equivalent of faking it. Personally there's no bigger turn off than when a partner fakes it. The way he said "that's a turn off please just behave the way you do naturally because I so dig that" is a whole other story, cause dude was being a dick with that one. Have a chat with him about being respectfull during sexy times or kick his ass to the curb, unless you enjoy being denigrated.
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Comments (19)
hunt381 22
Were you trying to "do it like they do on the Discovery Channel?"
Manhattanz 5
Dump the jackass
Bearsmomma 30
Oh god, I'm sorry that happen. But Lmao at the same time.
Bearsmomma 30
Edit *happened* I can't let my typo go... Sorry
lucasjames22 8
being fake never works