Love: Today, The girl of my dreams hates me now because I was being...

Anyone that hates someone for being too sad is obviously not someone you want to be with. Sure it can be hard getting over her, but in due rimshot will see she wasn't really worth it.

grim962 5

Wednesday 27 April 2016 4:37

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