Today, some beefed-up guy wearing a wife-beater sat in my restaurant, took out a big sack of coins, and played My Little Pony songs on the jukebox for 4 hours straight. I couldn't summon the courage to tell him to leave. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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Today, I dropped in on my wife at her part time waitressing job. As I was leaving, I gave her tushie a playful squeeze. I was then tackled by some acne-ridden teenage blockhead trying to impress the hot waitress by beating up the guy groping her. FML
Today, I came across a street musician. He looked extremely well-fed already, but his music was pretty good, so I gave him some spare change. As soon as I turned away, he started screaming at me for being "cheap", and chased me half a block before running out of breath. FML
Today, I saw a customer at the restaurant I work at lovingly petting his cheeseburger and whispering sweet promises to it. FML
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Today, I was at a gas station when the cash register made a sound effect similar to one from Sonic the Hedgehog, and I pointed this out. The cashier then saw fit to go on a rant about how I need to stop focusing on video games, and get a life and a girlfriend. FML
Today, I was trying sell a customer a top-of-the-line surround sound system. Apparently he was aware that I work on commission, as he threatened to buy the system elsewhere unless I sang Rebecca Black's "Friday" in front of the whole store. Goodbye, self-respect. FML
Today, at my job as a movie theater attendant, my boss finally eased up and let me sit in on one of the movies. One woman kept laughing out loud every other line. After ten minutes of her braying like a dying horse, I got up and had her ejected from the theater. I'm a terrible person. FML
Today, as a restaurant manager, I had a large party of difficult guests. They sat in their private room they'd reserved for three-and-a-half hours, then caused a huge scene when it was time to pay. One guy even ran at me like he was going to hit me. FML
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patriot09 6
What I want to know, is what the hell kind of place has My Little Pony on the jukebox?
ohSNAPyall 27
Don't put "My Little Pony" in your juke if you can't handle hearing it. PS - Don't be a wuss.
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Comments (108)
hama806 19
The guy has feelings too. Leave the poor wife-beater wearing bloke alone.
ilikebikes7 3
Hey it could have been gangnam style, we hear that 4 hours a day on the radio already.
Banavadorable 2
Aww poor guy. You know that a guy like that is depressed as **** if even he himself can stand listening to, "My Little Pony" songs for 4 hours. If i were OP atm, i would have killed myself.
BlackBlazeCobra 16
I'd rather have a Brony than a bully. Look at it this way, at least he didn't act the way he looked.
fuzz97 23
Arguably, he acted even worse.
tsent8 15
Fuzz it appears that you really have something against MLP was it something in your childhood? The one thing you should know by now about bronies is that we won't give a **** no matter what you say.
SqueakyChipmunk 22
88) A pony killer his father, so now he vows to kill everypony and anypony who likes them.
tsent8 15
112: or maybe he walked in on his mom and a candy colored pony doing the nasty while his dad was on a business trip.
BradTheBrony 19
Well hey, his mom just heard the rumors that they call him BIG Macintosh for a reason.
tj5810 21
Maybe he wanted to order some pinkie pie.
1215116a 14
I think he'd prefer applejacks.
OnlyAvailableID 28
Everyone knows those foods are a Rarity.
SxeDaze 13
With a splash of rainbowdash.
DarkHelmet 10
What kind of jukebox you got that it plays My Little Pony songs??
satanisthesavior 21
YDI. If you can't handle listening to MLP songs (or any other type of song, for that matter) then maybe you should find a job that doesn't have a jukebox. Otherwise, quit complaining.
bredahl 26
I'm assuming that when the OP said "my restaurant", that he owns the restaurant he's working at. That being said, he doesn't have a choice in where he works. He could have bought another restaurant, but there's always that chance that beefy guy in the wife-beater will still show up with a sack of coins just to annoy him with MLP songs.
satanisthesavior 21
If he owns the restaurant he could get a different jukebox...
SoylentCandycorn 10
Sounds like the best night ever. Though seriously, four hours of constant anything is annoying, whether you love it or not.
pheonix_flash 7
Lol mlp reference!
SoylentCandycorn 10
Muffins.
pradip 26
Next time spike his drink with laxatives.
BellaBelle_fml 23
"Looks like the punch has been…SPIKED!" -Pinkie Pie
rogierownage 4
Next time laxative his drink with Spike