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By should I call the police or animal control? - 14/06/2018 03:55

Today, our house was broken into by 2 burglars. Their plans were thwarted when our giant Burmese Python rose up, stared at them in the eye and started hissing loudly. We don't have a Burmese Python. FML

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BurnInDemonFire 35

Friday 15 June 2018 22:21

Cop: "Bad news, some burglars broke into your house." OP: "Sad face emoji." Cop: "There is good news. They were scared off by your Burmese Python." OP: "Uhh... what Burmese Python?" Cop: "Awkward..." *slowly backs out of OP's house* "Good luck with your new bff!" OP: "Oh poop emoji!"

Emma Marshall 19

Sunday 17 June 2018 8:56

Were you there while all of this was happening?

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BurnInDemonFire 35

Friday 15 June 2018 22:21

Cop: "Bad news, some burglars broke into your house." OP: "Sad face emoji." Cop: "There is good news. They were scared off by your Burmese Python." OP: "Uhh... what Burmese Python?" Cop: "Awkward..." *slowly backs out of OP's house* "Good luck with your new bff!" OP: "Oh poop emoji!"

Emma Marshall 19

Sunday 17 June 2018 8:56

Were you there while all of this was happening?

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