Today, one of my students corrected the problem I had solved on the board, explaining that you do multiplication before subtraction. I teach the second grade. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was teaching a class when a student pointed out that I'd used the wrong "your/you're" while writing on the board. FML
Today, I was babysitting, and a little girl asked for help with her homework. I cheerfully began an explanation, only to freeze mid-sentence. I could not for the life of me remember how to do long-division. I'm about to graduate from Cornell University, and her little brother had to correct me. FML
Today, the kids I teach informed me that I had spelled my name incorrectly on the board. I looked at it and assured them that I had spelled it correctly. I'm 22 and a graduate student, they're six and mentally challenged. Guess who was right? FML
Today, I had to find simple words to explain to the idiot I was tutoring that "1/4" is not of a greater value than "1/3" just because the denominator is bigger. FML
Today, disappointed with my results on a mathematics test, I went over it and realized my teacher had added up the marks incorrectly, leaving me with 17% less than I earned. The person who's supposed to be teaching me math can't even perform basic arithmetic. FML
Today, I was helping my kid with homework after work. I tried to Google “third grade long division explained simply.” Autocomplete filled in “because I don’t understand it either,” which I read out loud without thinking. My kid stared at me and said, “So… who’s teaching who?” FML
Today, I told my class I was giving them 60 seconds to do a problem. A girl replied furiously "At least give us one minute!!" I teach a high school honors math class. FML
Today, my math TA showed the class how one of her "dumb" students answered a test question. Everyone laughed as she wrote out the students answer, including myself, until I looked down at my answer sheet and saw that I submitted an identical answer. FML
Today, while grading my kindergarteners' spelling tests, one kid spelled all the words wrong, including his name. FML
Today, I was playing a math game with a 4th grade boy (I'm a college graduate). I cheated during the entire game, and still lost 7 of the 9 rounds we played. FML
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cookies61889 15
teacher became the student
duztx 0
Way to go...
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tonybalogna 0
PEMDAS bitch
liviy 0
its called bedmas B-brakets (3) E-(something i dont remember) D- division M- multiplication (x) A- addition ( ) S- subtraction (-)
turbopuss 1
E is exponents
Ren_Baby 0
Duh Please Excuse My Dear Aunt Sally
BrittanyBaby1230 0
it's summer. just saying.
ysmipha 3
order of operations, right?
alexistorres6596 0
the p.e.m.d.a.s sounds retarded the p is for parenthesis---E is for exponents----M is for MULTIPLICATION---D is for decimals---- A us for adding---S IS FOR SUBTRACTION learned in the 2nd grade lol works perfect
geeksaresexy 18
D is for DIVISION
12y4n 0
pemdas duh? parentheses exponents multiply divide add subtract
283leis 8
y do grade twos know BEDMAS????
KatieDidnt 0
lol fakeml
cas85 1
You are the reason the united states is ranked 17th worldwide in education, congrats.
geeksaresexy 18
By teaching poorly in another country that is ranked 2 places higher than the US?
FYLSLOWLY 0
187 - OP lives in Switzerland 188 - U commenting too much today
EZ2XLR8 7
Actually... it's not the teacher that's the problem, its the whole school system. I transferred from a school in Canada, to the USA about 19 years ago when I was in grade 11... and it's not the teacher, it's the system. I managed to do wayyy better than the other students in my class. The work was easy, and I was in the higher classes too. The USA is just lazy when it comes to education. I mean, sure, there's harvard, yale, oxford, but you have to work your ass off to get there. That's why I choose to not raise my kids in the USA for that exact reason. I ended up moving back to Canada after grade 11 just to get a better grade and harder work. You can ask any Canadian about the difference between both countries... huge difference regarding education.
MurphyS94 4
Haha 188 made me laugh xD nice...