Today, one of my regular customers asked when we were getting married. I told him as much as I would love that, I didn't think my boyfriend would be very happy. He called me a "stuck up b*tch" and informed me he only comes to my line because he can always see through my shirt. He is 72. And married. FML
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peejay6831 16
I wear a mandatory black polo at work that's easily a quarter inch thick, seeing through it isn't even possible! I just told him to have a nice day.. pretty sure he missed his meds
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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ComaWhiteLove 18
You think that calling someone a "stuck up bitch" is cute just because he is old??
IAmMe204 25
You never know he might have x-ray vision o.O
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mybubbles2000 13
The older perverts are the funniest.
every1luvsboners 11
Tell him you'll be working the glory-hole in the bathroom around lunch time and you would really appreciate his business. All good cashiers should service their customers on a regular basis. He'll either tip you, or give you the whole thing. It's called, taking one (or two, or three, or DVDA) for the team. Stay motivated, my friend .
TheBrochure 22
My GHANDI I've missed you! I can't be the only one.
Achall91 17
Apparently you are.
gc327072 31
Think again, 69.
MidnaLink 35
Why do even married old men have to be such sick pigs.
Warmonger_Smurf 29
Creepy and scary are the only words to describe that.
Keattles 14
That guy is such a pig.....
ValleyJeepGirl 3
Why is the guy a pig? Maybe she should stop wearing a see through shirt to work... OP you're asking for the wrong kind of attention and then bitching about it. You're retarded. Lmao
Setareh23 34
I really hope you're being sarcastic, but in case you aren't, maybe he was just saying that to be an ass? Working in retail or something similar which involves a customer and register usually means she'd have to have been wearing the store's uniform. In which case I'd highly doubt it was translucent. Either way though, I doubt she knew it was see through and I'm sure if someone had told her she'd have changed earlier.
Wizardo 34
Senile and creepy old men are just disgustingly cliche and bad, jump out and scare the codger next time.
tommylover842 23
That would probably give him a heartache...but then again it sounds like he deserves it so good plan!
EvilLittleMan 23
Offer him a complimentary bottle of water with crushed Viagra mixed in.
Ari1337 15
so he can be an even hornier old bastard?
Obey_StudBoii 23
If anything he's the one that sounds stuck up. Old perverted lil ol man.
jrock9093 18
Old pervert