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Today, on my way to a concert, some guy told me I had cool sunglasses. I was about to thank him until he punched me in the face. I woke up with no sunglasses and no ticket. FML

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They were Oil Rig Oakleys and my face still hurts. My friend also got punched in the nose haha.

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Objects in mirror may be meaner than they appear.

You're supposed to black out after the concert

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Cool story bro

who knew such bad asses want nice glasses and Selena Gomez tickets

it was blink-182. in Camden. haha

I actually like blink 182 too bad you didn't get to see them I will now vote fyl sorry man

Where did you ever get the idea it was a Selena Gomez concert? D:

first thing that popped into my head

Daaaamn son you got knocked the **** out lol

RebekahBrooke 9

Aww man. fyl. no other option.

Madiluvsyuh98 2

Hahahahahahahah

I bet you wouldn't be laughing if that happened to you.

Thanks EmmyBabe ;)

Matias_Says_FML 4

YDI for having cool sunglasses then!

Umm, why would anyone deserve to get sucker punched in the face, and their shade's and ticket stolen?

Matias_Says_FML 4

And again...for having cool sunglasses!

Were you wearing them at night?

See, OP? That's where you went wrong. If you had worn them at night, you could have kept track of visions in your eyes. Thus, punching that guy before he punched you. Well, hindsight is 20/20.

some people are assholes

GIIIIINNGEEEERRRR!!

NOT FUNNY!!!!!

Aaah I see he used the "getting lubed before getting ******" technique :D

Okay this is the fifth ******* time in 2 days my comments been deleted altogether. **** you FML team.