Anonymous
United States
Today, my wife changed her facebook status from "married" to "widowed". I'm scared. FML
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stubbsie 0
quick behind you! lol nah only messin but thats f***ed up
Lorysa 11
She must have a crazy sense of humor. xD
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elwoods 0
I think this is pretty funny actually. Just ask her what you did to warrant a death threat!
rockinguitar 4
yeah.. might wana look into that lol
Yorko 0
i would definalty like that status
KrzYlndiaN95 0
ahah use the maple shield
Macho_Madness 0
heres what you do, while she sleeps take a power drill, lift her right leg, place the drill bit behind her knee turn the drill on and push foward, she will have a real hard time assassinating you if shes a cripple
nerdies0fresh 0
maybe shes tlkin about ur ol johnny wont rise anymore so ur dead n her book lol
Penguinish 0
if she starts nagging you to take your meds. do not do it it's probaly cyanide. also make sure she dosnt have a copy of your life insurance.
KOAnaf 0
Either she's just screwing with you...or you might wanna start sleepin with one eye open
aleeh 0
So tell us, what happend?
myko8o8 0
and this is exactly why she changed it.she obviously need a man not another women